Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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