You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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