Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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