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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.

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(540): View more from Virginia

i really wish james franco would like my vagina

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.

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(516): View more from New York

Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.

(1-614): View more from Ohio

Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?

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(406): View more from Montana

He makes me want to shower. It must be love.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame

(774): View more from Massachusetts

I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success

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(801): View more from Utah

He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue

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(720): View more from Colorado

Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?

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