I swear she didn't look like that last week.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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