I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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