I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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