I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
The air was thick with penises
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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