How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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