But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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