He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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