Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Non-Jews are for practice
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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