I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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