I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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