why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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