OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
We had to coat check the pizza.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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