my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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