K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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