Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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