Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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