Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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