There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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