No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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