How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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