i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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