i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
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