I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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