My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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