i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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