Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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