They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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