I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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