So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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