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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
Randomize
