I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
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Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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