Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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