I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Randomize
