It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
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