I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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