I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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