Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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