Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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