Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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