Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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