i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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