A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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