My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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