do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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