You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize