Having a random hookup so left but love u
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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