You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
