that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
We have started to decorate penises.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
He has the fingertips of a God
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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