Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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