Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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