HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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