It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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