To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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